The other reason is that children consume me. Okay, maybe not literally -- but given the chance, mine would likely eat me alive. And, truth be told, I love the back-and-forth banter and the way they challenge me every day. I thrive on it, actually. The part of parenthood of which I'm most fond is when they practice their politicians-in-training routine with one another and I find myself thrust into the Speaker of the House gig and abuse the powers invested in me by setting arbitrary rules, like: 1) all complaints must be sung sweetly, and in a high-pitched voice and 2) he who is about to say something mean must grab the two sticks from the middle of the table and hold them on his head as horns.
So the question is, how could I not write about children -- they're absolutely positively jolly good fun.

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